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12月20日

Jokes of the day

LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They
rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he
was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff,and he
Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."
 
*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*
 
 
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
 
*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*
 
 
LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese
are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you
mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you
... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind
Of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'
am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
 
*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*
 

LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,
He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you
A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want
the pool of
Water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted"WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so
Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
Contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"SHIT!!!!!!!........."
 
*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*
 
 
LESSON 5 - BEST ONE !!
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
 
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*
12月11日

Diary For 2008

From "The Economist"
 
January
Slovenia assumes the presidency of the European Union, and Cyprus and Malta both
join the EU’s euro zone.
Movers and shakers from politics, business and the media meet at the World
Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
Smoking is banned in France’s bars and restaurants, adding to the restrictions
already in place in offices and public buildings.
America’s presidential hopefuls take their chances with the voters in the Iowa
caucuses and the New Hampshire primary.
Africa starts its Cup of Nations soccer tournament, depriving European teams of
many of their best players.
President George Bush delivers his last state-of-the-union address.
 
February

Chinese around the world begin the Year of the Rat: supposedly clever, charming
and quick-witted.
Brazilians and foreigners alike dance to hedonistic excess at the Rio de Janeiro
carnival.
Hollywood, for the 80th time, hands out the Oscars to the film world’s finest—one
day after the Golden Raspberries for the film world’s direst.
On the 5th, a “Super-duper Tuesday”, a score of states in America hold primaries
that could point to the presidential nominees.
 
March

Iditarod dog-sled race, in which mushers drive their huskies across more than 1,000
miles of snow-covered Alaska wilderness.
Russians elect a president to succeed term-limited Vladimir Putin.
Zimbabwe holds a presidential election. The last, in 2002, led to charges of fraud
and intimidation.
Fifth anniversary of the American-led war in Iraq.
Western Christianity celebrates Easter on the 23rd, the earliest date since 1913.
 
April

Environmentalists celebrate Earth Day, to encourage energy efficiency and deplore
ecological waste.
No more Harry Potter books, but parents will still celebrate International Children’s
Book Day.
The QE2, destined to become a floating hotel in Dubai, ends its final
round-the-world cruise.
 
May

Workers around the world celebrate May Day.
Cinema people gather for the Cannes film festival—and TV viewers tune in to the
kitsch of the Eurovision song contest, live from Serbia.
Israel throws a party for its 60th anniversary; Palestinians mourn the nakba
(catastrophe).
London elects its mayor, pitting the Labour Party incumbent, Ken Livingstone,
against the Conservatives’ Boris Johnson.
 
June

Roger Federer hopes to win the final of the French Open, the only grand-slam
tournament so far to have eluded him.
France delights in the Fête de la Musique, free live music in the open air for the
whole nation.
America celebrates Gay and Lesbian Pride Month.
UEFA’s Euro 2008 football tournament takes place in Austria and Switzerland.
The hurricane season officially begins in the North Atlantic, threatening the
Caribbean region in particular.
 
July

All but the most minimal amounts of trans fats will be banned in New York
restaurants.
France takes over the EU presidency from Slovenia.
Japan hosts the G8 summit in Toyako, Hokkaido.
Cycling’s Tour de France, three weeks of drama and drug-testing, starts in Brittany.
 
August

China plays host to the Beijing Olympics—and the athletes pray for clean air.
After an exhausting primary season, the Democratic Party gathers in Denver to
anoint its presidential candidate and lambaste the Republicans.
Scholars, journalists, geeks and other fans of Wikipedia, an open-access internet
encyclopedia, meet in Taipei for Wikimania 2008.
 
September

The Republican Party holds its pre-election convention in Minneapolis-St Paul to
anoint its candidate to succeed President Bush—and to lambaste the Democrats.
Some 4,000 disabled athletes from around the world meet in Beijing for the
Paralympic games.
The UN General Assembly meets in New York.
Hong Kong elects a new 60-seat Legislative Council—half by direct popular vote and
half indirectly.
 
October

Azerbaijan holds a presidential election; Belarus holds a parliamentary election.
International observers will doubtless find electoral imperfections in both countries.
Lithuanian voters choose a new, four-year parliament.
The Rugby League World Cup, featuring ten teams, begins in Australia. It is the first
for the tough types of rugby’s 13-a-side code since 2000 in Britain.
The International Salon of Taste opens in Turin, organised by Italy’s Slow Food
Movement, a group founded in 1986 to protest against the opening of a McDonald’s
restaurant in Rome’s Piazza di Spagna.
The French-speaking world, boasting 200m people in some 68 countries (with
French an official language in 32 of them), celebrates la Francophonie in Quebec.
 
November

America chooses a new president. Voters also elect all 435 members of the House of
Representatives and a third of the 100-seat Senate. Several states elect governors,
too.
The world’s tobacco industry meets in Macau for World Tobacco Asia
2008—recognition that while the West persecutes smoking, China, already with
350m smokers, remains a growth market.
In a joint venture with Bharti Enterprises, Wal-Mart opens its first store in India.
 
December

Signatories to the 1993 Chemical Weapons Convention (in force since 1997) meet in
The Hague: 188 countries have signed the convention, and 182 have ratified it.
Leaded fuel for cars and lorries, already eliminated from developed countries, is due
to disappear worldwide, following a programme begun in 2006 to phase out leaded
petrol in less developed countries.
End-of-year deadline, after four years, for European Union nations to recover or
incinerate 60% by weight of their packaging waste.
 
11月20日

上帝的礼物-译言

On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years."

The cow objected, "What? This kind of a tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "You are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years."

The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span."

The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back." So God agreed.

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."

The man objected. "What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don't we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So God agreed.

AND THAT'S WHY.... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!

 

    上帝造物的第一天。上帝创造了牛。他对牛说。‘今天我创造了你。作为牛,你必须整天和农民在一起下地耕种。每天要在阳光下劳作!我将给你五十年的寿命。“

    牛反对道,“什么?这种艰苦的生活,您让我活上五十年?给我二十年吧,剩下的三十年我还给您。”上帝同意了。

    第二天,上帝创造了狗。他对狗说,“你需要做的是,天天坐在大门口,对进屋的每个人,你都要对他们吠叫!我给你二十年的寿命。”狗表示反对,“什么?整天都坐在大门口?不行!我还给您十年!”上帝同意了。

    第三天,上第创造了猴子。他对猴子说,“猴子得供人们娱乐。你要逗他们大声笑出来,并要耍耍你们的把戏。我给你二十年的寿命。”猴子不同意,“什么?逗他们大笑?作鬼脸,耍猴戏?我只做十年!其余十年还给您。”上帝同意了。

    第四天,上帝创造了人。他对人说,“你的工作就是睡觉,吃饭和玩耍。你将会非常珍惜你的一生。你就是需要享受并且什么都不需要做。这样的生活我给你二十年的时光。”人抗议道,“什么?有如此这般美好的生活,吃,喝,玩,乐,什么都不用去做?您就指望给我二十年的时间?办不到!为什么我们就不能作个交易呢?以前牛还给您三十年,狗还给您十年,还有猴子还给您十年,我想从您那里得到这些!这就使我的寿命达到七十年,上帝您同意吗?”上帝同意了人的请求。

    因此现在——在我们生活的前二十年里,吃饭,睡觉,玩耍,尽情享受,并且无所事事。后三十年里,我们整日工作忙碌,忍受痛苦并接济家庭生活。在下一个十年里,我们装扮猴脸,挤眉弄眼地为我们的孙子辈取乐。再下一个十年,我们呆在家中,坐在大门口,向过往的人们咆哮。

    译注:故事虽然没有新意,但令人回味。人生本来就是这几个阶段:二十年---三十年---十年---十年。人本该如此吗?为什么不把吃,喝,玩,乐分均到这几个年段呢?上帝或许会同意呢!这就看你自己如何把握了。

5月26日

Six Foods to Lengthen Your Life(zz)

I saw this on oprah.com and thought I'd share it with people.
1. Nuts can help reduce your bad cholesterol.
    Nuts can help reduce your bad cholesterol.
2. Fruits and vegetables have many health benefits.
    Fruits and vegetables have many health benefits.
3. Eat three servings of fish every week.
    Eat three servings of fish every week.
4. Dark chocolate
    Dark chocolate
5. Garlic can lower risk of heart desease.
    Garlic can lower risk of heart disease.
6. Wine can reduce your risk of heart desease.
    Wine can reduce your risk of heart disease.
4月5日

YouTube热门:布什的恶搞演讲

 
 
转来的评论,附演讲全文
 
      看过好莱坞电影《恐惧杀机》 (The Sum of All Fears) 的人,大概都会记得那个“白宫记者晚宴”。摩根·弗里曼让本·阿弗莱克带着女朋友去那儿坐坐,那个一年一度的轻松场合对白宫周边人士而言代表了极大的荣誉。
  今年的白宫记者晚宴在YouTube上像炸了锅一样大受欢迎。因为今年的晚宴已经远远地超过了轻松的范围,搞笑程度简直可和“乔恩·斯图尔特天天秀” (Daily Show with Jon Stewart) 一较高下。不但老实巴交的小布什把自己和“白宫群英”们好好戏耍了一番,就连被美国媒体极度妖魔化的幕僚长卡尔·罗夫 (Carl Rove) 也上窜下跳的嘻嘻哈哈。

  (对美国政治烂熟于心的朋友们请略过以下段落)

  布什的演讲全文可以在白宫的网站上找到。他们的工作人员还真是细心,把观众大笑和鼓掌都给一一做了标柱。除了后半段必不可少的眼泪段落 (向白宫新闻官 Tony Snow 致敬),其他地方真的是笑点连连。
  比如说,演讲刚开始,布什就“感谢韦伯参议员为我们提供了安全保障”——民主党参议员吉姆·韦伯 (Jim Webb) 要在本周说明为何一名副手带着上膛的手枪进入国会建筑。
  然后布什聊了聊自己一年前的窘境:“我的支持率只有三成、我的大法官提名没有获得通过、我的副总统又开枪打中了别人……啊,真是美好的旧时光”——典型的乔恩·斯图尔特风格。
  提及未能到场的副总统切尼,布什找乐道:“说实话,他的感情受到了伤害。他说他要去阿富汗度度假,在那儿人们都很喜欢他”——前些日子切尼在访问阿富汗的时候,有一颗炸弹在离开会地点不远的地方爆炸。
  至于美国司法部去年底解雇八名联邦检察官一事,布什说:“我们必须承认,在让那些检察官走人的事儿上我们做得不太好。因为当人们开始同情律师的时候,你就该明白,事情已经办砸了。”——这些话转天就被民主党总统竞选人贝拉克·奥巴马 (Barack Obama) 拿来说事儿,认为布什藐视宪法:“他们是人民的律师,不是总统的律师”。
  为什么奥巴马这么愤怒呢?因为他也被布什涮了。布什说这位善于作秀——并且在前些日子和诋毁希拉里的热门YouTube恶搞宣传片《1984》扯上了一些关系——的参议员没能到场的原因是“媒体不够多”。
  谈到同样坐在台上的众议院议长南茜·佩罗西 (Nancy Pelosi) ,布什说:“嗯,有些人很惊讶于我们俩人如何共事,说她飞扬跋扈、固执己见、又臭又硬。嘿,我和我老妈相处得还很愉快呢。”——当天,被调侃了的佩罗西就回应道:“深呼吸一下,总统先生”,因为国会即将表决伊拉克撤军议案了。
  至于布什退休以后想干些什么,他为自己的回忆录想好了三个名字 “How W Got His Groove Back”、“Who Moved My Presidency?”、“Tuesdays With Cheney”。——修改了三个畅销书书名:《当老牛碰上嫩草》(How Stella Got Her Groove Back)、《谁动了我的奶酪?》(Who Moved My Cheese?)、《相约星期二》(Tuesdays With Morrie)。

 

演讲全文

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Brian. Laura and I are happy to be here. I'd like to thank the Radio and TV Correspondents Association for providing dinner tonight. And I'd like to thank Senator Webb for providing security. (Laughter and applause.)

I'm glad to see everybody here is enjoying themselves. Don't think I haven't noticed all the drinking that's been going on. (Laughter.) In my State of the Union address, I said we needed to increase the use of ethanol. (Laughter.)

 Well, where should I start? A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my Vice President had shot someone. (Laughter and applause.) Ahhh, those were the good old days. (Laughter and applause.) Sorry the Vice President couldn't be here. (Laughter.) He's had a rough few weeks. To be honest, his feelings are kind of hurt. He said he was going on vacation to Afghanistan, where people like him. (Laughter.)

You in the press certainly have had a lot to report lately. Take the current controversy. I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you botched it when people sympathize with lawyers. (Laughter and applause.)

Speaking of subpoenas, it's good to see Speaker Pelosi tonight. (Laughter.) Well, some have wondered how the two of us would get along. Some say she's bossy, she's opinionated, she's not to be crossed. Hey, I get along with my mother. (Laughter.)

But between the Congress and the press, there is a lot of scrutiny in this job. Not a day goes by that I don't get scrutineered one way or the other. (Laughter.) The press is a lot tougher the second term. It's reached the point I sometimes call on Helen Thomas just to hear a friendly voice. (Laughter.)

No matter how tough it gets, however, I have no intention of becoming a lame duck President -- unless, of course, Cheney accidently shoots me in the leg. (Laughter.) Hey, I have 664 days left in the White House. So technically, I'm a temporary guest worker. (Laughter.) Considering what's next -- President Clinton, of course, wrote a very successful presidential memoir, with 10,000 pages or something. (Laughter.) I'm thinking of something really fun and creative for mine -- you know, maybe a pop-up book. (Laughter and applause.)

I'm considering a number of titles -- which do you like? "How W Got His Groove Back." (Laughter.) "Who Moved My Presidency?" Or, "Tuesdays With Cheney"? (Laughter.)

By the way, I'm not sure whether or not Senator Obama is here -- the last I heard he was not coming to the Radio and TV Correspondents dinner -- not enough press. (Laughter.) People Magazine recently had a photo of the Senator there on the beach in Hawaii, his sleek, hairless pecs glistening in the surf. (Laughter.) It shows how biased the press is. Have you ever seen a shot like that of Denny Hastert? (Laughter.)

Before I sit down, I do want to say a couple of things. I'm very happy one person who could not be here last year is here tonight, and that's Bob Woodruff. (Applause.) Bob, we know it hasn't been easy. We admire you all the more for what you've overcome, and what you're still overcoming.

And, Ava and Christine and Nicole Bloom, many of us knew your dad. I know life is hard without him. He was such a fine guy. But one thing we've all seen this evening is that he has fine daughters and I know he would be really proud of you. (Applause.)

Someone who is not here tonight is Tony Snow. (Applause.) When Tony called me and told me the outcome of his surgery, my heart just sank. But I know Tony is a fighter. And, Tony, we're all looking forward to the day when you come back to the White House. (Applause.)

Last week we all heard the news about Elizabeth Edwards, and again, your heart just sinks for what she and her family faces. And so, to Bob Woodruff, the Bloom girls, Elizabeth Edwards, Tony Snow, and of course, our men and women in uniform, Laura and I and millions of other Americans are praying for you and your families.

May God bless you, and thank you very much. (Applause.)

END

3月14日

Governing China-Caught between right and left, town and country

From“economist.com”

A new law on property rights defines the ideological struggle at the heart of China's economic reform

FOUR years of double-digit growth, soaring government revenues, low inflation and a manageable budget deficit might be cause for celebration in other countries. But China's leaders are anxious. Inequalities are growing, corruption is rampant, grumbling widespread. Ideological battles between free-marketeers and left-wingers threaten to impede reform.

In his annual address at the opening of China's parliament, the National People's Congress (NPC) on March 5th, the prime minister, Wen Jiabao, studiously avoided mention of the most controversial item on the 12-day meeting's agenda. It is a new law on property rights which is mainly intended to reassure the country's fast growing middle class that their assets are secure. Three years ago China added a clause to its constitution saying that private property was “not to be encroached upon”. But efforts to translate this into law have aroused unusually fierce and open debate about the direction of China's economic reforms. Chinese leaders are now struggling to silence it.

The debate has raised embarrassing questions about whose side Mr Wen and President Hu Jintao are really on. Do they support China's left wing, which fears the country is turning too capitalist, or the right, which sees market forces as a sometimes painful but necessary cure to developmental problems? Since Mr Hu took over as Communist Party chief in 2002, and Mr Wen as prime minister the following year, the two men have shifted official rhetoric and policy to the left and have boosted central-government support for the poor and marginalised. Last month the official media published a speech by Mr Wen on the need for “social justice”—a term dear to the left which believes that the poor are being trampled upon.

As the party prepares to hold its five-yearly congress this autumn, the first to be presided over by Mr Hu and a crucial test of his authority, the leadership's record is coming under closer scrutiny. The NPC session is focusing attention on how much has really been done for the poor under Mr Wen's premiership. Mr Wen's five-year term of office ends next year. He is all but certain to be reappointed for another term (he and Mr Hu appear to get on well), but he will want to mark the occasion by pointing out what he has achieved.

Not nearly enough say those on the left. Direct criticism of leaders is still virtually taboo in China. But the drafting of the property law has provided an outlet for critics of government policy to air their grievances. Mr Hu and Mr Wen do not appear to face concerted opposition among party officials. But a vocal body of intellectuals and retired officials has denounced the property law as a betrayal of the country's socialist principles. It will, they say, protect the fortunes of corrupt officials and the ill-gotten gains of crooked businessmen. Further, it will hasten the demise of China's remaining state-owned industries and the creation of a plutocracy.

The leadership has been put on the defensive. Although it is often ready to lash out at critics on the right, it is usually more cautious in handling the left (China is still, after all, officially socialist). In this case, the left's criticisms have been particularly difficult to suppress because the leadership itself invited discussion by publishing a draft of the law in 2005—a very unusual move in a country that normally keeps its legislative processes shrouded in secrecy.

A law professor at Peking University, Gong Xiantian, took advantage of this to write an open letter calling the proposed bill unconstitutional. His criticism was widely reported in the Chinese media and fuelled an acrimonious debate on Chinese websites. Officials revised the law and planned to have it adopted at last year's NPC meeting. But the controversy continued to rage and they were obliged to pull it from the agenda.

Since then, three more drafts have been circulated among senior legislators, the latest in December. The leadership retreated into secretive mode. Copies were not made public until after the NPC session began. Mr Gong says officials have made it clear in recent weeks that they want the law passed at this year's NPC session. Newspapers have been ordered to play the issue down. Mr Gong says he has had no choice but to turn to the foreign media in order to get his views across. Han Deqiang, another Beijing academic and critic of the bill, says officials told him to remove an online petition he had organised opposing the legislation.

But an NPC spokesman said consensus about the law had emerged and it was wrong to call it unconstitutional. Its passage on March 16th, the closing day of the NPC, is now all but secure. Opinion polls of delegates—who owe their positions to party patronage—are never published. Dissenting votes have become increasingly common in recent years. But it would be unprecedented for delegates to reject a bill.

For all its pro-left rhetoric—Mr Wen's speech to the NPC was suffused with it—the leadership realises that it also has to keep on side a growing urban middle class whose tolerance of party rule is particularly vital to its grip on power. On this, Mr Hu and Mr Wen are of one mind with their predecessors, Jiang Zemin and Deng Xiaoping. It was Mr Deng who decided in the early 1990s that only rapid growth, fuelled by the unfettering of the private sector, could save China from the fate of the Soviet block. In the final years of his presidency, Mr Jiang invested enormous political capital in promoting the abolition of the party's ban on recruiting private entrepreneurs. In 2002, when he stepped down as party general-secretary in favour of Mr Hu, Mr Jiang secured—despite strong complaints from the left—a revision to the party's charter that, in effect, legitimised his welcoming of capitalists.

The more left-leaning approach of Mr Hu and Mr Wen has often been portrayed as evidence of a policy rift between them and Mr Jiang, who remained influential in Chinese politics until he stepped down from his last position as the party's military chief in 2004. But their efforts to please the property-owning middle class suggest they have a lot in common. The constitutional revision three years ago and recent attempts to silence opposition to the proposed property law have been central to these efforts.

Neglecting the middle class would be even more perilous for the current Chinese leadership than it was perceived to be by Mr Jiang and Mr Deng. Sweeping privatisation of housing since the late 1990s has radically changed the social and political fabric of urban China. Property rights have become a topic of critical interest to urban residents anxious to protect their new assets from the whims of the state.

They are also of vital interest to private businesses, which have continued to grow rapidly in number and scale under Mr Hu and Mr Wen. Official figures show investment by the private sector in fixed assets such as factory buildings and machinery grew nearly threefold between 2000 and 2005 (see chart). As a proportion of total fixed-assets investment the figures suggest little change (14% to 16%). But if investments by collective enterprises (many of which are private) are included in the private share, it has risen from 42% to 60%.

Farmers, too, are finding property rights of rapidly growing interest (and their concerns matter more to the left). The large-scale appropriation of farmland in recent years for housing and factory construction has rendered millions of farmers landless. Many have been given little or no compensation. In the countryside and in the cities, property and land disputes have become a leading cause of social unrest. A senior official said in January that the number of “mass incidents” in China had fallen to about 23,000 last year from 26,000 in 2005. But such figures are ill-defined and subject to political distortion. Since 2004 leaders have vowed to build a “harmonious society”, making it risky for low-level governments to report data suggesting that unrest is growing.

The proposed law's provisions (to judge from the draft released on March 8th) range from general statements of principle to specific clarifications of certain grey areas. These include, for instance, the ownership of parking spaces around high-rise flats: the draft says that the spaces belong to the flats' owners, not the developers. China's fast-growing cohort of car-owners will be pleased with that.

Many of the law's provisions are contained in other regulations issued in recent years. But supporters of the bill say that combining these elements into one law enacted by the country's top legislature would give them additional weight. Yin Tian of Peking University says the law will be a mark of the government's respect for private property and could help to reinforce social stability by reducing disputes. The draft tries to streamline the registration of property sales and make it easier for interested parties to check details. The difficulty buyers have in getting such information results in frequent ownership wrangles after deals are completed.

Farmers, whose main concern relates to land-ownership rights, would also have something to gain. The good news is that the latest draft, unlike the 2005 version, gives farmers the right to renew their land-use leases after they expire. Unlike urban land, which is state-owned with usage rights granted for periods of between 40 and 70 years, rural land is “collectively” owned. Farmers are given 30-year leases (though often no supporting documents) to use plots of land. But the law will put no new limits on the government's powers to appropriate land. It also says that village committees represent the collective. These are supposedly democratically elected but party regulations still give unelected party chiefs the final say over village affairs. Most important, the ban on mortgaging farmland will remain.

Again according to the draft, a person would be considered the owner of real estate if his ownership was registered with the government, or of movable property if he was in possession of it. Ownership could be challenged, but critics worry that it would be difficult to do so for former state-owned assets or for land-use rights that had been sold off in shady deals. The timing of the earlier draft's publication in 2005 was bad for the bill's supporters. It followed an upsurge of debate about the frequent sale of state-owned enterprises at rock-bottom prices to their managers. In response, the government banned management buy-outs of large state enterprises. But there was also concern about its sales of strategic stakes in state-owned banks to foreign investors.

The left was irritated in 2005 and remains so. A recent petition to the NPC by influential left-wingers says privatisation is accelerating and causing a widening gap between rich and poor. It says the sale of state assets to corrupt officials, the super rich and foreign multinationals is illegal and unconstitutional. Among the more than 3,200 signatories are seven former government ministers or deputy ministers, five former provincial leaders, a sprinkling of retired senior military officers and about 50 professors at the party's Central School, an academy for top officials.

The government has tried to assuage the left by stressing the limits of reform. In December it announced that state-owned enterprises under the central government would remain in control of industrial sectors considered crucial to national security and economic welfare: military equipment, electric power, oil and petrochemicals, telecommunications, coal, aviation and shipping. But the number of centrally owned state enterprises would continue to decline from 161 at the end of last year to between 80 and 100 in 2010. Among these, the government hopes that 30-50 internationally competitive conglomerates will emerge. State-owned enterprises with no hope of turning a profit will “exit the market” by 2008. In other words, sell-offs to the non-state sector will continue.

At the NPC session, officials have continued to emphasise measures aimed at the poor. Mr Wen in his opening address said the government would “shift the focus” of state infrastructure development and the development of social programmes to the countryside, where income growth has been slower than in the cities (7.4% in real terms last year compared with 10.4% in urban areas). The aim is to develop what party leaders announced in late 2005 would be a “new socialist countryside” with subsidised health care and free schooling for all. From this year, said Mr Wen, schools would no longer charge tuition or other fees for children having their compulsory education (up to the end of junior high school). This will affect 150m families. A medical-insurance scheme, launched in 2003, is to cover 80% of rural areas by the end of this year, up from 50% at present. The aim is to have complete coverage by 2010.

But these measures, though welcome to many, hardly amount to spectacular shifts in the government's spending priorities nor are they a colossal burden. Central-government support for rural areas and agriculture is to increase by 15% to about 392 billion yuan ($51 billion) this year. This is almost the same rate as this year's predicted increase in central-government revenue (2.4 trillion yuan is the target). It is also about the same as last year's increase in the government's spending in the countryside.

The armed forces, however, get a bigger boost. The budget presented to the NPC calls for a nearly 18% increase in military spending this year to 347 billion yuan. Most analysts believe this is far less than China's true spending. The armed forces have enjoyed double-digit budget increases for most of the past 15 years. The leadership knows well whom it really needs to keep happy.

The central government has substantially increased its spending on health care, but from a very low base. This year it is forecast to rise by 87% to 31.3 billion yuan. Though it is encouraging that the central government is taking up a bigger share of health-care spending, this is still low: less than one-tenth of total government spending on the health sector last year. After four years in office Mr Wen has yet to announce any ideas for addressing one of the public's biggest concerns, namely the prohibitive cost of medical treatment for many urban and rural residents. Hospitals have been trying to generate revenues by pushing up medicine prices, over-prescribing drugs or recommending unnecessary procedures. Mr Wen was able to say only that the government had “begun formulating a plan”.

Even the health-insurance scheme in the countryside is not all it is cracked up to be. The programme requires contributions from peasants and provincial governments as well as the central government. The peasant has to pay only a dollar or two a year. But he still has to pay a considerable proportion of expenses for hospital treatment. Wealthier peasants may welcome the subsidy, but for poorer ones having to pay even a reduced share of hospital expenses still makes treatment unaffordable. The “new socialist countryside” campaign has its critics too. Mr Wen may not be to blame, but some village officials have used the campaign as an excuse to order the demolition of old houses and require villagers to borrow money to pay for new ones.

The central government is spending more on education: 54 billion yuan last year, an increase of more than 39%. This too will be welcome. Next to soaring housing costs (which Mr Wen pledged to keep at a “reasonable level” this year, without explaining his secret), education expenses are among the biggest complaints of urban residents. But the government remains way off the target set in the mid-1980s (when leftists enjoyed far more clout) of pushing education spending by central and local governments to 4% of GDP by the year 2000. Last year total spending increased by nearly 20% to 475 billion yuan, but this was less than 2.3% of GDP—“significantly lower” than the international average, according to a UN report in 2005.

Far from using its fast-rising revenues (let alone issuing more debt) to finance pro-poor programmes, the government has stressed its goal of further reducing the central budget deficit. Last year this amounted to 275 billion yuan, a fairly healthy-sounding 1.3% of GDP. The plan is to cut it by another 30 billion yuan this year. “We can never start spending money hand over fist just because revenue has been relatively good recently,” said a budget report submitted to the NPC.

A bit more equal than others

Mr Wen and Mr Hu may have swung to the left in their words, but they have kept the party's doors wide open to capitalists. In 2005 the party recruited 1,512 private-business owners, an increase of 170% over the previous year, according to a recent publication by the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences. The government's desire to keep all constituencies happy—but the middle class a bit more so than others—is reflected in the property- rights bill. Mr Gong says the drafters have added provisions on the protection of state property. But he dismisses these changes as superficial. “It would be a very shameful page in China's history” if the law is passed, he says. He is appealing for it to be delayed again. But Mr Hu and Mr Wen seem unenthused by their party's ideological baggage.

Property rights in China-China's next revolution

From“economist.com”
 
New property law is a breakthrough, even though it raises hopes that one-party rule may dash
SOME 2,500 years ago, one of Confucius's big ideas was the “rectification of names”. If only, he argued, sons would behave filially, fathers paternally, kings royally and subjects loyally, all would be well with the world. A faint echo of this thesis has been resounding this week in the cavernous auditorium of Beijing's Great Hall of the People, where nearly 3,000 delegates to China's parliament, the National People's Congress (NPC), have been enjoying their annual fortnight of wining, dining, snoozing and pressing the “yes” button. Living up to one's name poses something of a problem for the Chinese Communist Party, which dictates the laws the NPC will pass, and whose name in Chinese literally means “the public-property party”.

To such a party it must be an ideological embarrassment that China has such a large and flourishing private sector, accounting for some two-thirds of GDP. So one law due to receive the NPC's rubber stamp this month, giving individuals the same legal protection for their property as the state, has proved unusually contentious. It was to be passed a year ago, but was delayed after howls of protest from leftists, who see it as among the final of many sell-outs of the ideas of Marx, Lenin and Mao Zedong, to which the party pretends fealty.

The party's decision to enact the law in spite of that resistance is a great symbolic victory for economic reform and the rule of law. Clearer, enforceable property rights are essential if China's fantastic 30-year boom is to continue and if the tensions it has generated are to be managed without widespread violence. Every month sees thousands of protests across China by poor farmers outraged at the expropriation of their land for piffling or no compensation. As in previous years, placating those left behind in China's rush for growth has been a main theme of the NPC

In the cities, and of greater importance to the decision-makers pushing the law through, a growing middle class with its wealth tied up in houses wants to pass these assets on to their only children. These people are anxious about the security of their property and, like their fellows in the countryside, are becoming more assertive. In other countries the emergence of this group as an important political constituency has been followed by an unstoppable drift towards greater pluralism.

A journey of a thousand steps

In the short term, however, do not expect too much. The latest law is only one step in the slow trudge China is making out of the blind alley of Maoism. One big change in 2002 allowed businessmen to join the Communist Party, thus turning the revolutionary vanguard into a networking opportunity for bosses. In 2004 China changed the country's constitution to enshrine private-property rights. But the constitution is less a prescriptive document than a constantly changing description of what has just happened. So nothing changed.

This latest law, likewise, will not bring the full property-rights revolution China's development demands. Indeed, it will not meet the most crying need: to give peasants marketable ownership rights to the land they farm. If they could sell their land, tens of millions of underemployed farmers might find productive work. Those who stay on the farm could acquire bigger land holdings and use them more efficiently. Nor will the new law let peasants use their land as security on which they could borrow and invest to boost productivity. Nor, even now, will they be free from the threat of expropriation, another disincentive to investment. Much good land has already been grabbed, and the new law will merely protect the grabbers' gains.

This law cannot in itself resolve the murkiest question: who owns what? This is especially true in the countryside, where the mass collectivisation during Mao's Great Leap Forward of half a century ago left farmland “collectively” owned. Peasants have since been granted short (30-year) leases. But even outside agriculture it is often unclear whether a “private” enterprise is really owned by individuals or by a local government or party unit. Conversely, some “collective” or “state” enterprises operate in ways indistinguishable from the private interests of their bosses. Moreover, should an underdog try to use the new law to enforce his rights, the corrupt and pliant judiciary would usually ensure he was wasting his time. Since the Cultural Revolution, when the NPC passed just one law between 1967 and 1976, the legislature has been legislating quite prolifically. But the passage of laws is not the rule of law.

Which leads to a final obstacle: without an accountable executive branch, the necessary reform of the legal system is not going to happen. As the passage of the property law itself demonstrates, the party is showing itself somewhat more responsive to public opinion than it was in the past. But it still runs a government that does its best to silence most dissenting voices, strictly controls the press, and lavishes resources on the best cyber-censorship money can buy. Property rights are a start; but only contested politics and relatively open media can ensure that they are enforceable.

Petty-bourgeois fanaticism can be good for you

No revolution today then. Yet in the long term the leftist opponents of China's property law are surely right to be worried about what has been begun this month. They understand the law will entrench the rights of the carpet-baggers who have looted the state as it has privatised assets. They also understand that the law, for all its technicalities, does not chime with an avowedly communist government.

The leftists derive their theory not from Confucius, but from Marx. Were the latter writing today, he would surely see in China a revolution waiting to happen—or perhaps two. One is the bourgeois revolution led by the emerging property-owning middle class that the new law will help. The other is the potential for the simmering resentment in the countryside to boil over, perhaps in frustration at the law's shortcomings. Property rights are at the root of both—which is why the dozing NPC delegates may have started a process this month that will one day change their country completely.

7月7日

Will the remembered remain for ever

 
 
前几天在咖啡的blog上听到了一首久违的歌,
七月一号,我那么渺小,那一条轨道永远到不了
你的记忆但我记得你的味道。
沙沙的口琴声很容易让人想起离别,
曾经相聚过,却从未真正投入过
用理智来控制进程,却把决定交给了直觉
直觉带着错误,判断擦肩而过
没有人愿意永远做替补,
每个人都希望是主角在骄傲的生活
不知道为了什么,生活不是由你来选
 
今天是七月七日,找来了那个女孩儿的歌听
运动后的身体很疲惫,敏感的神经却依然兴奋
被逼迫的不只是因为工作,而是丢了未来的承诺
小刚今天说,忙忙碌碌的久了有种被时间抛弃的感觉
那么空闲的时候是否就真的能找回那些被遗忘的时光呢
 Will the remembered remain for ever
漠然的一分钟长的好像一个世纪
而从相识陪伴到如今的十年间,美好说变就变
 
说了再见是否就能不再想念
说了抱歉是否就能理解一切
七月七日晴
忽然下起了大雪
不敢睁开眼希望是我的幻觉
我站在地球边眼睁睁看着雪
覆盖你来的那条街
 
实际上今天的主题是中英对译学习,以下内容来自“沪江”
顺便说一句,今天小刚说起他是个超级潜水员,但每天也能见到吾日三省。
不过笔在口袋插太久,已经锈住写不动了,所以没有留言
这段时间的确是没有留言,不过最近的文字和内容也多是仅和自己有关
于是乎,睡觉前唠叨几句在这个地方,也算是给空荡荡的屋子问声好吧
 
1.记住该记住的,忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的,接受不能改变的 
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and 
accept what is mutable. 
   
2.能冲刷一切的除了眼泪,就是时间,以时间来推移感情,时间越长,冲突越淡,仿佛不断稀释的茶 
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted. 
   
3.怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物,也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分 
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God. 
   
4.智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。 
Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life. 
   
5.世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主(除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外) 
Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely
ugly or exceedingly smart ones. 
   
6.如果敌人让你生气,那说明你还没有胜他的把握 
It can be inferred that you lack confidence in a victory over your rivals from the fact that you're irritable against them. 
   
7.如果朋友让你生气,那说明你仍然在意他的友情 
From that you would get angry with your friends, we can conclude you sitll care about the friendship between you. 
   
8.令狐冲说“有些事情本身我们无法控制,只好控制自己。” 可是,他算什么!! 
“ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves.“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts。Who is, however, fucking he? 
   
9.我不知道我现在做的哪些是对的,那些是错的,而当我终于老死的时候我才知道这些。所以我现在所能做的就是尽力做好每一件事,然后等待着老死。 
Only till my natural death.could I tell which of what I have been doing is right or wrong, so now I have to try to do well in everything, and then wait to die a natural death. 
   
10.也许有些人很可恶,有些人很卑鄙。而当我设身为他想象的时候,我才知道:他比我还可怜。所以请原谅所有你见过的人,好人或者坏人 
Some may be wicked, and some may be despicable. Only when I put myself in their position did I know they are more miserable than I. So forgive all that you have met, no matter what kind of persons they are. 
   
11.鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪,因为我在水里.水说我能感觉到你的眼泪,因为你在我心里。 
“You couldn't see my tears cause I am in the water.“ Fish said to water. 
“But I could feel your tears cause you are in me.“ Answered water. 
   
12.快乐要有悲伤作陪,雨过应该就有天晴。如果雨后还是雨,如果忧伤之后还是忧伤.请让我们从容面对这离别之后的离别。 微笑地去寻找一个不可能出现的你! 
Happiness is accompanied by sorrow, and it would turn sunny after rain as well. If rain remains after rain and
sorrow remains after sorrow, please take those farewells easy, and turn to smilingly look for yourself who is never to appear. 
   
13.死亡教会人一切,如同考试之后公布的结果??虽然恍然大悟,但为时晚矣! 
Like the outcome after an exam, death makes us aware of anything, That is, it's too late to take a tumble. 
   
14.你出生的时候,你哭着,周围的人笑着;你逝去的时候,你笑着,而周围的人在哭! 
When you were born, you're crying but lookers-on were smiling. When you are passing away, you're smiling but lookers-on are crying. 
   
15.男人在结婚前觉得适合自己的女人很少,结婚后觉得适合自己的女人很多 
Man might think that few women fit him before his marriage, and contrarily when they get married. 
   
16.于千万人之中,遇见你所遇见的人;于千万年之中,时间的无涯荒野里,没有早一步,也没有晚一步,刚巧赶上了 
Among thousands of people, you meet those you've met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late. 
   
17.每个人都有潜在的能量,只是很容易:被习惯所掩盖,被时间所迷离,被惰性所消磨. 
Everyone has his inherent ability( power or capacity?) which is easily concealed by habbits, blured by time, and eroded by laziness( or inertia?). 
   
18.人生短短几十年,不要给自己留下了什么遗憾,想笑就笑,想哭就哭,该爱的时候就去爱,无谓压抑自己 
Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades. Laugh or cry as you like, and it's meaningless to oppress yourself. 
   
19.《和平年代》里的话:当幻想和现实面对时,总是很痛苦的。要么你被痛苦击倒,要么你把痛苦踩在脚下 
While our dream is confronted with the reality, you always feel painful. Just trample on the pain, or you'll be beat down by it. 
   
20.真正的爱情是不讲究热闹不讲究排场不讲究繁华更不讲究嚎头的 
A true love is what doesn't strive for busyness, for extravagance, for luxury, and moreover for hokum. 
   
21.生命中,不断地有人离开或进入。于是,看见的,看不见了;记住的,遗忘了。生命中,不断地有得到和失落。于是,看不见的,看见了;遗忘的,记住了。 然而,看不见的,是不是就等于不存在?记住的,是不是永远不会消失? 
There is someone that is coming or passing away in your life around the clock, so you may lose sight of those
seen, and forget those remembered. There is gain and loss in your life, so you may catch sight of those unseen, and remember those forgotten. Nevertheless, doesn't the unseen exist for sure? Will the remembered remain for ever? 
   
22.我们确实活得艰难,一要承受种种外部的压力,更要面对自己内心的困惑。在苦苦挣扎中,如果有人向你投以理解的目光,你会感到一种生命的暖意,或许仅有短暂的一瞥,就足以使我感奋不已。 
It's true that we have been leading a difficult life, for we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities.You would be affected by the warmth of life if someone gives you an understanding look during your bitter struggle.Even a mere glance would make you moved and inpired. 
   
23.我不去想是否能够成功,既然选择了远方,便只顾风雨兼程;我不去想,身后会不会袭来寒风冷雨,既然目标是地平线,留给世界的只能是背影. 
I wouldn't care success or failure, for I will only struggle ahead as long as I have been destined to the distance. I wouldn't care the difficulties around, for what I can leave on the earth is only their view of my back since I have been marching toward the horizontal. 
   
24.后悔是一种耗费精神的情绪.后悔是比损失更大的损失,比错误更大的错误.所以不要后悔 
Penitence is something that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss itself and making a bigger
mistake than mistake itself, so never regret.
 
7月5日

Why do football haters love the World Cup?

 
      如果从现在这一刻算起,世界杯只剩下最后三场比赛。这些天作为伪球迷与伪球迷们津津乐道,每天回家如果有球赛也仿佛在等待一个节日庆典一样茶饭不思,坐卧不宁直到比赛哨声吹响才活灵活现,啃猪手,吃西瓜的兴奋起来。世界杯成了世界庆典,WC的缩写同样可以演绎为World Carnival. 喜欢有这样一个时刻在逐渐燥热的夏季给予无聊沉闷的人们尽情嘶吼发泄的机会,尽管对于中国人来讲仿佛是在别人家后院儿隔着墙看家长里短,但对于真伪球迷而言,掺乎着,就快乐着。即便时至今日,世界杯成了小欧洲杯的结局并不让亚非拉民众十分欢喜,不过有一个欢庆的时刻总比没有要好,能看着邻居热闹的焰火妆点天空总比独自盯着漫天星星眨眼要来惬意。把自己抛到被唤作地球村的地方,村里的那帮老爷们儿仅有最后盛装出演的机会,咱也跟着凑凑热闹!
     沪江上“看《参考消息》学翻译”是一个好栏目,对比原文和来自《参考消息》的中文版,寓教于乐,相得益彰。这一期的题目就叫“Why do football haters love the World Cup?” 打着学习的幌子,还是来读点儿World Carnival的魅力所在吧!
 
以下文字转载自沪江沧浪之水
 

《参考消息》2006年6月16日第5版:为何厌恶足球的人也爱世界杯?


《卫报》2006年6月15日文章:为什么厌恶足球的人也喜爱世界杯?


Why do football haters love the World Cup?


Gavyn Davies
Thursday June 15, 2006
The Guardian


In my time as BBC chairman, I discovered that Greg Dyke and Alastair Campbell did not see eye-to-eye[1] on many things. But on one thing they did - the World Cup.


In one of our regular meetings at the Beeb[2], I complimented the director general for his c________① of the 2002 tournament. "Thanks, but I hate the World Cup," said Greg. "It's the only time that you have to talk to bloody wimmin[3] about football." ((1)Incidentally, since Greg was not in the least sexist, he can't have meant "wimmin" in the technical sense. I am sure he must have been referring to football haters in general.)


Anyway, I doubt if interest in the World Cup has ever been greater among football haters in general. World Cup fever passed what mathematicians call a "tipping point" sometime in the 1990s. It is hard to name the precise date, but it happened sometime between Gascoigne's tears in 1990 and Beckham's s_______② off against Argentina in 1998. (2)Somewhere around then, the World Cup "tipped" from being a matter of religious fervour, but only among football fans, to an overwhelming national obsession.


Mathematicians have struggled to explain these tipping points in mass behaviour, but I think they are getting there[4]. In the case of the World Cup, they would build a model in which each person's underlying, intrinsic interest in the game is represented along a continuous scale from minus to plus infinity[5]. Then they would hit the model with a shock, such as the onset of a World Cup, or the l________③ of England winning it. This would determine the proportion of the population whose latent interest in football would be switched on during the tournament. But even if the shocks get greater over time, you would not expect to see sudden upsurges in the degree of national interest, since there is no reason to believe that people's intrinsic interest in the game is distributed in a lumpy[6] or discontinuous fashion.


Why, therefore, do we see sudden tipping points? They can be explained if the model allows people to be influenced not only by their own intrinsic interest in the game, but by the behaviour of others. For example, (3)people might observe that others are obsessed with the game, and might choose to imitate them so that they are not left out of conversations at work or among their friends. This kind of imitative behaviour can easily lead to tipping points, in which the number of football fans suddenly rockets upwards. Each person who becomes converted to the World Cup, along the original scale of intrinsic interest, now has the additional effect of converting others as well, so a positive feedback loop is established. All of a sudden, the number of World Cup fans jumps from, say, 30% to 70% over a very short p_______④.


Mathematical models of this s_______⑤ can now explain many things, like the sudden drop in European birth rates in the 1980s, or the take-off in mobile phone useage in the 1990s, or abrupt drops in financial markets. (4)Or the otherwise inexplicable surge in wimmin's interest in David Beckham.

NOTES:
[1]eye to eye (on)对……见解一致
[2]Beeb n. (the)BBC的简称
[3]wimmin n. 娘们
[4]get there (美俚)成功,达到目的
[5]plus infinity [数]正无穷大
[6]lumpy adj. 起伏不定的,短暂杂乱的


ACTIVATE YOUR LANGUAGE
1.本文有好几处需要表示“……增加,激增”,但所用词汇和短语均不相同,避免了重复,这对我们写作很有借鉴意义。如:“upsurge”(v.急剧上升 n.高涨);“rocket”(v.飞速上升,飞速增长);“jump”(v.暴涨,突然显著增加);“take off”(突然快速增长);“surge”(n.&v.汹涌,激增)。
2.根据朗文当代英语词典,表示“快速、突然地增长”的词汇还有:shoot up暴涨;soar剧增;go through the roof 增长到极大乃至出乎意料的程度;spiral 不断急剧上升
3.此外,表示“价格、数字变少”(下降,减少)的常用词汇有:go down/come down下落,下降 • fall/drop降低,跌落,下跌 • decrease减少 • decline下降 • reduction减少 • cut削减 • plummet/plunge 骤然跌落• taper off 逐渐减弱• dwindle缩小 • slide滑落,下滑 • take a nosedive俯冲,猛跌
4.以上词汇或短语常见于新闻体文章,理解并学会使用这些词汇或短语,无论对我们的阅读还是写作,都大有裨益。


1.根据首字母提示和译文,填入适当单词:
①his c________ of the 2002 tournament(在2002年世界杯赛中的报道工作)
②Beckham's s_______ off against Argentina(贝克汉姆在对阿根廷的比赛中被罚下场)
③the l________ of England winning it(英格兰有可能赢得冠军)
④over a very short p_______(在很短时间内)
⑤Mathematical models of this s_______(这种数学模式)


参考答案:


①coverage  ②sending  ③likelihood ④period ⑤sort


2.翻译划线部分英文:


参考答案:


(1)顺便说一句,由于格雷格丝毫没有歧视妇女的倾向,他这里提到的“娘们”肯定不是指妇女。我敢保证,他指的肯定是广泛意义上的厌恶足球的人。(注释:incidentally指“附带提及,顺便说”;in the technical sense是指“从专门术语的意义上”)
(2)在此期间,世界杯热从一种只有球迷拥有的宗教狂热,上升到了一种全国性的迷恋情绪。
(3)当人们看到其他人为世界杯着迷的时候,可能也会选择模仿他人,从而疯狂地爱上世界杯。这样,在上班时与别人交谈或与朋友交谈时就不会插不上话。(注释:imitate指“效仿,模仿”,模仿的对象是其他人,模仿的内容就是“be obsessed with the World Cup”,翻译的时候应该补充说明一下。)
(4)而且还能解释否则很难解释的女性对贝克汉姆兴趣的猛增。
6月13日

Some words from Movies Raise you up!

 
If you can't fix it, you've got to stand it.
---Brokeback Mountain
 
You can fight a lot of enemies and survive,but if you fight your biology, you will always lose
---Lord of war
 
This shit life. we must chuck some things.
---The Weather Man
 
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for!
---Seven sins
 
If you only look where you can't go, you will miss the riches below.
---Pay check
 
Carpe Diem: Seize the days.
 
Treason doth never prosper.
 
That virtue was its own reward. That good triumphs over evil. But as we get older we know this isnt true.
Individual human beings have to create justice, and this is not easy,because the truth often poses a threat to power,and one often has to fight power at great risk to themselves.
---John F. Kennedy
 
I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to rout all that was not life. And not, when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived.
---Dead poets society
 
Everything has a beginning, it will have an end.
---Matrix
 
Welcome to the real world,it sucks,but u are gonna love it!
---Friends
 
Our friendship, is like the scar on my back, ugly, but forever...
---Will and Grace
 
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
---God father
 
Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.....you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
---Independence day
 
When The Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window.
---Sound of music
 
What kind of people we want to be is not in our control but our choices.
---Harry Potter
 
Fight,and you may die.Run,and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance,just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom!Freedom!
---Brave heart
 
  
3月1日

Report on "Chen's secession move" by BBC

      Chen Shui-bian announced on Monday that the "national unification council" founded in 1990 shall "cease to function" and the "national unification guidelines" shall "cease to apply." President Hu Jintao Tuesday denounced Taiwan leader Chen for scrapping a policy-making council on unification with the mainland, warning that "anyone who moves against the trend of history is doomed to failure." Hu called Chen's decision "a dangerous step forward towards Taiwan independence."
      The authorities' attitude towards this event in mainland China is "We will continue to strive for the prospect of peaceful reunification, but we will never tolerate the secession of Taiwan from the motherland. "
      Let's read a report titled as " Turbulent times ahead for Taiwan " by BBC to find out what is the different reflection between the western countries and mainland China. A "Timeline about Taiwan" (a chronology of key events) is shown below as well. Obviously, this is an easy way to follow what's going on.
      On the other hand, it is no doubt that we will feel much more enjoyable to learn some new English expressions by reading report.  
 
 
 
       It had not met in six years, and to all intents and purposes, Taiwan's National Unification Council (NUC) existed in name only.
 
"It doesn't even have enough money to subscribe to a newspaper," said Joseph Wu chairman of the Mainland Affairs Council - the Cabinet-level body responsible for relations with China.
 
Yet the decision by President Chen Shui-bian to scrap the Council and the National Unification Guidelines it had drawn up has created diplomatic and political shockwaves.
 
China said the move was fresh evidence of Mr Chen's determination to move Taiwan to formal independence, a step it warned would "only bring disaster to Taiwan society".
 
Washington sharply reminded Taipei that it did not support moves towards independence and was opposed to any unilateral change in the cross-strait status quo.
 
Talks role
 
The National Unification Council was set up in 1990 under former President Lee Teng-hui. It was an attempt to convince the Chinese authorities that Taiwan was committed to reunification, and it helped kick-start landmark talks between the two sides in the early 1990s.
 
The Council established the National Unification Guidelines - four principles towards the goal of eventual unification.
 
They included acceptance that the mainland and Taiwan were both Chinese territory and that "helping to bring about national unification should be the common responsibility of all Chinese people".
 
The fourth guideline acknowledged the disparity in development across the Taiwan Strait ever since the Nationalists fled to Taiwan after losing the Chinese civil war in 1949.
 
"The timing and manner of China's unification should first respect the rights and interests of the people in the Taiwan area, and protect their security and welfare," it read.
 
While unification was the stated goal, only a minority in today's Taiwan believe that is a desirable option. Regular opinion polls show that the majority of Taiwanese favour the current ambiguous status quo. Only about 15% favour unification or independence.
 
The National Unification Council never met after President Chen took office in 2000. In opposition, Mr Chen and his Democratic Progressive Party were staunch critics of the body and its acceptance of the "one China" principle.
 
But in his inauguration speech in May 2000, he pledged "Five no's" - among them, not to declare independence, and not to dissolve the Council and its guidelines - provided China had no intention of using military force against Taiwan, which it still regards as a breakaway province.
 
Popularity boost
 
So why has President Chen effectively broken that promise?
 
"In the past six years, we have abided by the Five no's pledge," said Joseph Wu. "But the goodwill by Taiwan has not been returned by China".
 
He noted China's increasing missile build-up targeting Taiwan and its enactment, a year ago, of an anti-secession law, authorising military force against Taiwan if the island moved towards declaring formal independence.
 
"We need to use all kinds of occasions to remind the international community that it's China that's trying to change the status quo unilaterally," he said.
 
Others believe the president's suggestion is part of efforts to boost his sliding popularity, especially among hard-core pro-independence supporters.
 
Many believe it is a continuation of a more hardline approach towards China.
 
Opposition KMT legislator Su Chi, a former member of the National Unification Council, believes the body has played an important role.
 
"If you remove it, it will leave the impression that the government here wants to change the structure. The National Unification Council has helped just by its very existence. It's been an important symbol."
 
He and other opposition politicians have also been sharply critical of the administration's lack of consultation with Washington on the issue.
 
Turbulent times
 
Professor Wu Yu-shan, director of the Institute of Political Science at Academia Sinica, believes whatever the outcome, President Chen will continue to propose other policies seen as hardline towards China.
 
This may be to boost his flagging support, secure himself a legacy as a leader who tried to advance the pro-independence cause, and strengthen his position within the party when he steps down in 2008.
 
"He's shifting to a fundamentalist position. It's the only way to salvage his power and influence in his party. He's showing he is not a lame duck president, and [is] taking an offensive position," Professor Wu said.
 
It is a policy that appears to be working. His popularity ratings - which in December had sunk to a historical low of around 10% after the party's disastrous showing in local elections - are now back in the low 20s.
 
But by calculating on the need to focus boosting his credibility and support at home, rather than smoothing relations abroad, the next two years could be a turbulent period for Taiwan.
2000 March - Chen Shui-bian wins presidential elections, ending the Nationalist (Kuomintang) Party's 50-year monopoly of power.
 
2000 May - Chen Shui-bian says in his inaugural speech that he will not declare independence as long as China does not attack. He says he won't call for a referendum on independence, nor abolish Taipei's official blueprint for an eventual reunion with mainland China. China responds by accusing him of insincerity, and by saying he had evaded the key question of whether he considered Taiwan part of China
 
2000 August - President Chen Shui-bian stops over briefly in the United States before starting a two-week tour of Central America and Africa. He gets no official welcome.
 
2000 October - Government halts work on the construction of a nuclear power plant, sparking a major political row. It argues that the facility - approved and started under the previous government - would not be a safe source of energy.
 
2000 October - Chang Chun-hsiung sworn in as prime minister. He replaces Tang Fei, from the main opposition Nationalist Party, who stepped down amid disputes with President Chen, over issues including the scrapping of the nuclear plant.
 
2001 April - The exiled Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, meets President Chen during a visit which draws strong opposition from China.
 
2001 April - US says it will go ahead with sales of submarines, warships and anti-submarine aircraft, but not the requested naval combat radar system Aegis. China protests and President George W Bush pledges to help Taiwan should China invade.
 
2001 June - Taiwan test-fires Patriot anti-missile defence system bought from US, as China carries out military exercises simulating invasion of island.
 
2001 November - Taipei lifts a 50-year ban on direct trade and investment with China.
 
2001 December - Nationalist Kuomintang (KMT) party loses its parliamentary majority for the first time.
 
2002 January - Taiwan officially enters the World Trade Organisation, only a few weeks after China.
 
2003 May - Dramatic rise in cases of the pneumonia-like Sars virus.
 
2003 July - Taiwan is the final country to be removed from the WHO's list of countries which were badly affected by the Sars virus.
 
2003 November - Taiwan unveils the 508-metre Taipei 101 building, which it says is the world's tallest.
 
2003 November - Parliament approves bill to allow referendum on declaring independence should China attack. Referendums on sovereignty and changing country's name are not sanctioned.
 
2004 March - President Chen Shui-bian wins a second term by a slender margin. His win follows an apparent assassination attempt against him on the eve of elections.
 
2004 November - Court rejects opposition challenge that President Chen Shui-bian won March's presidential election unfairly.
 
2005 January - Aircraft chartered for the Lunar New Year holiday make the first direct flights between Taiwan and China since 1949.
 
2005 March - Taiwan condemns a new Chinese law giving Beijing the legal right to use force should Taipei declare formal independence.
 
2005 April - National Party (KMT) leader Lien Chan visits China for the first meeting between Nationalist and Communist Party leaders since 1949.
 
2005 June - Reform requiring future constitutional amendments to be put to a referendum arouses China's concern that it will be easier for activists to promote moves towards independence.
 
2005 July - National Party (KMT) elects mayor of Taipei Ma Ying Jeou as its new leader.
 
2005 December - Opposition KMT triumphs in municipal elections. The result is interpreted as a mid-term vote of no confidence in President Chen Shui-bian.
 
2006 February - Taiwan scraps the National Unification Council, a body set up to deal with reunification with the mainland. China says the decision could bring "disaster".
 
2月25日

Two pieces of news concerned with environmental issues

    Two pieces of news which were apart derived  from "Associated Press" and "China Daily". They are both about the environment protection issues, however, in the point of different sides of view. An old saying goes like "Love me love my dog",  meanwile, political actions involved ajuste the tongue of reports, so that I believe there must be something more positive shown to the public when news happend daily in China reported by the local press.
 
 
 
From "Associated Press"

China Announces Plan to Combat Pollution

By ELAINE KURTENBACH
Associated Press Writer

SHANGHAI, China (AP) -- China announced a plan Wednesday to combat widespread pollution and leave a better environment for future generations, citing the need to stave off possible social instability. The plan, approved by the State Council, or Cabinet, focuses on pollution controls and calls for the country to clean up heavily polluted regions and reverse degradation of water, air and land by 2010. "The move is aimed at protecting the long-term interests of the Chinese nation and leaving a good living and development space for our offspring," according to an announcement published in state media. Among the most urgent problems cited by the official Xinhua News Agency were acid rain, pollution of the soil, organic pollutants, potential risks from nuclear facilities and a decline in biodiversity. Most major rivers are polluted and acid rain has damaged more than one-third of China's land area, as well as neighboring countries, the Xinhua report noted. The government has previously responded to environmental crises largely on a piecemeal basis. The new plan appears to be a broader strategy in keeping with the government's newly stated emphasis on seeking sustainable development after years of breakneck growth. "But what I'm concerned about is how this plan will affect the entire ecological system, which has a long way to go. It's not just a matter of closing down a few factories." Under the plan, regional governments will be asked to set environmental targets and conduct regular evaluations. It also calls for environmental quality to be considered in assessing the performance of local officials - until recently judged mainly on their success in promoting economic development. "Leading officials and other relevant government officials will be punished for making wrong decisions that cause serious environmental accidents and for gravely obstructing environmental law enforcement," it said. Government ministries have been ordered to adapt fiscal, tax, pricing, trade and technology policies to the new strategy. The State Council said the plan was in part prompted by a toxic chemical spill in northeastern China's Songhua River in November that "stunned the nation and sounded an alarm about the country's worsening environment." The environmental protection minister was dismissed following the disaster, which affected water supplies for millions of people in China and neighboring Russia. Pollution, often linked to official corruption and incompetence, has sparked a series of sometimes violent confrontations between authorities and rural residents. In one of the more widely publicized cases, dozens were injured in April riots when police tried to move protesters from an industrial complex in Wangkantou, a village in the east's Zhejiang province. The residents were outraged by chemical plant pollution they said had destroyed their crops. "The issue of pollution has become a 'blasting fuse' for social instability," Zhou Shengxian, director of the State Environmental Protection Administration, said in comments posted on the agency's Web site. Evidence of the negative effects of years of rapid industrialization, uncontrolled construction and widespread use of farm chemicals can be seen everywhere in China, from the biggest cities to the countryside. Some 16 of the world's 20 smoggiest cities are in China, and the World Bank estimates that more than 400,000 deaths a year are linked to air pollution. Canals surrounding Shanghai stink and fester, as do many in the countryside. Piles of construction material and other waste cover huge stretches of rural land. Local authorities have tended not to enforce pollution controls, land use restrictions and other limits that might hurt land sales and tax revenues or discourage investors. Heavily polluting factories often either bribe officials to look the other way or pay cursory fines.
 
From "China Daily"
Protection of environment job for all
By Sun Xiaohua (China Daily)
China has made great progress in its environmental protection thanks to the joint efforts of the government and the public, said Gerd Leipold, the global executive director of Greenpeace. But he also urged that the Chinese Government should take a more serious view on climate changes by promoting the use of renewable energy. Leipold has been in Beijing this week to attend a forum about corporate social responsibility. "Currently China has a much stronger environmental awareness among politicians, academic people, journalists, young people especially students and the population in general," Leipold said. "The government is excellent when it comes to environmental protection. For example, the response to the chemical spill in the Songhua River last year was very impressive. "China's environmental legislation, compared with that of other countries, is quite good, and the enforcement is also good." Greenpeace, one of the most influential environmental non-governmental organizations (NGOs) in the world, lists China as one of the most strategically important countries in the world. "It is not only because of China's fast growth," Leipold said, "but also because it is a test case of whether another model of development could succeed. "If China follows the old Western model of first getting rich by exploiting its environment and then using the wealth to make up for the damage, it will have disastrous consequences." Leipold called climate change one of the greatest threats to the planet today. To that end, he said that China took a positive step by holding a large renewable energy conference last year, but needs to do more. And Greenpeace can help the country by providing more information. Leipold also urged enterprises in China to pursue not only quality in manufacturing but also environmentally friendly processes for the sake of Chinese people's health and the environment. Last year, Greenpeace urged international food companies not to use genetically modified materials and pushed IT companies to promise not to use toxic materials. "Greenpeace China has played an increasingly important role in the country these years," said Deng Guosheng, director of the NGO Research Centre at Tsinghua University. "Although it took some aggressive measures when it entered China, it has shifted its focus to strengthening co-operation with the government and winning trust from consumers. Since Greenpeace insists on not accepting support from companies, it can be very independent and take tough action against them if it finds they are destroying the environment."
12月18日

"The Good Samaritans" From "Time" magazine

 
For being shrewd about doing good,
for rewiring politics and re-engineering justice,
for making mercy smarter and hope strategic
and then daring the rest of us to follow,
Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono are
TIME's Persons of the Year.
 
 
These are not the people you expect to come to the rescue.

Rock stars are designed to be shiny, shallow creatures, furloughed from reality for all time. Billionaires are even more removed, nestled atop fantastic wealth where they never again have to place their own calls or defrost dinner or fly commercial. So Bono spends several thousand dollars at a restaurant for a nice Pinot Noir, and Bill Gates, the great predator of the Internet age, has a trampoline room in his $100 million house. It makes you think that if these guys can decide to make it their mission to save the world, partner with people they would never otherwise meet, care about causes that are not sexy or dignified in the ways that celebrities normally require, then no one really has a good excuse anymore for just staying on the sidelines and watching.

Such is the nature of Bono's fame that just about everyone in the world wants to meet him—except for the richest man in the world, who thought it would be a waste of time. "World health is immensely complicated," says Gates, recalling that first encounter in 2002. "It doesn't really boil down to a 'Let's be nice' analysis. So I thought a meeting wouldn't be all that valuable."

It took about three minutes with Bono for Gates to change his mind. Bill and his wife Melinda, another computer nerd turned poverty warrior, love facts and data with a tenderness most people reserve for their children, and Bono was hurling metrics across the table as fast as they could keep up. "He was every bit the geek that we are," says Gates Foundation chief Patty Stonesifer, who helped broker that first summit. "He just happens to be a geek who is a fantastic musician."

And so another alliance was born: unlikely, unsentimental, hard nosed, clear eyed and dead set on driving poverty into history. The rocker's job is to be raucous, grab our attention. The engineers' job is to make things work. 2005 is the year they turned the corner, when Bono charmed and bullied and morally blackmailed the leaders of the world's richest countries into forgiving $40 billion in debt owed by the poorest; now those countries can spend the money on health and schools rather than interest payments—and have no more excuses for not doing so. The Gateses, having built the world's biggest charity, with a $29 billion endowment, spent the year giving more money away faster than anyone ever has, including nearly half a billion dollars for the Grand Challenges, in which they asked the very best brains in the world how they would solve a huge problem, like inventing a vaccine that needs no needles and no refrigeration, if they had the money to do it.

It would be easy to watch the alliance in action and imagine the division of labor: head and heart, business and culture; one side brings the money, the other side the buzz. But like many great teams, this one is more than the sum of its symbols. Apart from his music stardom, Bono is a busy capitalist (he's a named partner in a $2 billion private equity firm), moves in political circles like a very charming shark, aptly named his organization DATA (debt, AIDS, trade, Africa) to capture both the breadth of his ambitions and the depth of his research. Meanwhile, you could watch Bill and Melinda coolly calculate how many lives will be saved by each billion they spend and miss how impassioned they are about the suffering they have seen. "He's changing the world twice," says Bono of Bill. "And the second act for Bill Gates may be the one that history regards more."

For being shrewd about doing good, for rewiring politics and re-engineering justice, for making mercy smarter and hope strategic and then daring the rest of us to follow, Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono are TIME's Persons of the Year.

As it happens, they have arrived at the right time, as America stirs itself awake from the dreamy indifference with which the world's poor have forever been treated. In ordinary times, we give when it's easy: a gesture, a reflex, a salve to conscience. The entreaties come on late-night TV from well-meaning but long-discarded celebrities who cuddle with big-eyed children and appeal to pity and guilt. Maybe we send off a check, hope it will help someone somewhere stay alive for another day. That is not the model for the current crusaders or the message for these extraordinary times.

This was already a year that redefined generosity. Americans gave more money to tsunami relief, more than $1.6 billion, than to any overseas mission ever before. The Hurricane Season from Hell brought another outpouring of money and time and water bottles and socks and coats and offers of refuge, some $2.7 billion so far. The public failure of government to manage disaster became the political story of the year. But the private response of individuals, from every last lemonade stand to every mitten drive, is the human story of 2005.

"Katrina created one tragedy and revealed another," Melinda Gates said in a speech after the hurricane. "We have to address the inequities that were not created by the hurricanes but exposed by them. We have to ensure that people have the opportunity to make the most of their lives." That just about captures the larger mission she and her husband have embraced. In the poorest countries, every day is as deadly as a hurricane. Malaria kills two African children a minute, round the clock. In that minute a woman dies from complications during pregnancy, nine people get infected with HIV, three people die of TB. A vast host of aid workers and agencies and national governments and international organizations have struggled for years to get ahead of the problem but often fell behind. The task was too big, too complicated. There was no one in charge, no consensus about what to do first and never enough money to do it. In Muslim parts of Ethiopia, aid workers can't talk to teenage girls about condoms to prevent AIDS; but in Tanzania they're encouraged to. How you cut an umbilical cord can determine whether a baby risks a fatal infection, but every culture has its own traditions. They cut with a coin for luck in Nepal and a stone in Bolivia, where they think if you use a razor blade the child will grow up to be a thief. There is no one solution to fit all countries, and so the model the Gates Foundation and Bono have embraced pulls in everyone, at every level. Think globally. Act carefully. Prove what works. Then use whatever levers you have to get it done.

The challenge of "stupid poverty"—the people who die for want of a $2 pill because they live on $1 a day—was enough to draw Gates away from Microsoft years before he intended to shift his focus from making money to giving it away. He and Melinda looked around and recognized a systems failure. "Those lives were being treated as if they weren't valuable," Gates told Fortune in 2002. "Well, when you have the resources that could make a very big impact, you can't just say to yourself, 'O.K., when I'm 60, I'll get around to that. Stand by.'"

There have always been rich and famous people who feel the call to "give back," which is where big marble buildings and opera houses come from. But Bill and Melinda didn't set out to win any prizes—or friends. "They've gone into international health," says Paul Farmer, a public-health pioneer, "and said, 'What, are you guys kidding? Is this the best you can do?'" Gates' standards are shaping the charitable marketplace as he has the software universe. "He wants to know where every penny goes," says Bono, whose DATA got off the ground with a Gates Foundation grant. "Not because those pennies mean so much to him, but because he's demanding efficiency." His rigor has been a blessing to everyone—not least of all Bono, who was at particular risk of not being taken seriously, just another guilty white guy pestering people for more money without focusing on where it goes. "When an Irish rock star starts talking about it, people go, yeah, you're paid to be indulged and have these ideas," Bono says. "But when Bill Gates says you can fix malaria in 10 years, they know he's done a few spreadsheets."

The Gates commitment acts as a catalyst. They needed the drug companies to come on board, and the major health agencies, the churches, the universities and a whole generation of politicians who were raised to believe that foreign aid was about as politically sexy as postal reform. And that is where Bono's campaign comes in. He goes to churches and talks of Christ and the lepers, citing exactly how many passages of Scripture ("2,103") deal with taking care of the poor; he sits in a corporate boardroom and talks about the role of aid in reviving the U.S. brand. He gets Pat Robertson and Susan Sarandon to do a commercial together for his ONE campaign to "Make Poverty History." Then he heads to Washington, where he stops by a meeting of House Democrats to nuzzle them about debt relief before a private lunch with President George W. Bush, whom he praises for tripling aid to Africa over the past four years. Everyone from Republican Senator Rick Santorum to Hillary Clinton used Bono's October concert as a fund raiser. "He knows how to get people to follow him," Stonesifer says. "We are probably a good complement. We're more likely to give you four facts about the disease than four ways that you can go do something about it."

Bono grasps that politicians don't much like being yelled at by activists who tell them no matter what they do, it's not enough. Bono knows it's never enough, but he also knows how to say so in a way that doesn't leave his audience feeling helpless. He invites everyone into the game, in a way that makes them think they are missing something if they hold back. "After so many years in Washington," says retired Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina, whom Bono recruited to his cause, "I had met enough well-known people to quickly figure out who was genuine and who was there for show. I knew as soon as I met Bono that he was genuine. He has absolutely nothing to gain personally as a result of his work. In fact, he has opened himself to criticism because he has been willing to work with anyone to find help for these children who have taken his heart."

This is not about pity. It's more about passion. Pity sees suffering and wants to ease the pain; passion sees injustice and wants to settle the score. Pity implores the powerful to pay attention; passion warns them about what will happen if they don't. The risk of pity is that it kills with kindness; the promise of passion is that it builds on the hope that the poor are fully capable of helping themselves if given the chance. In 2005 the world's poor needed no more condolences; they needed people to get interested, get mad and then get to work.

7月12日

Tony Blair's statement on the London bomb attacks

The whole house, I know, will want to state our feelings strongly.

We express our revulsion at this murderous carnage of the innocent.

We send our deep and abiding sympathy and prayers to the victims and their families.

We are united in our determination that our country will not be defeated by such terror but will defeat it and emerge from this horror with our values, our way of life, our tolerance and respect for others, undiminished.

I would also like us to record our heartfelt thanks and admiration for our emergency services.

Police, those working on our underground, buses and trains, paramedics, doctors and nurses, ambulance staff, firefighters and the disaster recover teams, all of them can be truly proud of the part they played in coming to the aid of London last Thursday and the part they continue to play. They are magnificent.

As for Londoners themselves, their stoicism, resilience, and sheer undaunted spirit were an inspiration and an example.

At the moment of terror striking, when the eyes of the world were upon them, they responded and continue to respond with a defiance and a strength that are universally admired.

I will now try to give the House as much information as I can. Some of it is already well-known.

There were four explosions. Three took place on underground trains - one between Aldgate East and Liverpool Street; one between Russell Square and Kings Cross; one in a train at Edgware Road station.

All of these took place within 50 seconds of each other at 8.50 a.m.

The other explosion was on the No.30 bus at Upper Woburn Place at 9.47 a.m.

The timing of the Tube explosions was designed to be at the peak of the rush hour and thus to cause maximum death and injury.

It seems probable that the attack was carried out by Islamist extremist terrorists, of the kind who over recent years have been responsible for so many innocent deaths in Madrid, Bali, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Kenya, Tanzania, Pakistan, Yemen, Turkey, Egypt and Morocco, of course in New York on September 11th, but in many other countries too.

I cannot obviously give details of the police investigation now underway. I can say it is among the most vigorous and intensive this country has seen.

We will pursue those responsible not just the perpetrators but the planners of this outrage, wherever they are and we will not rest until they are identified, and as far as is humanly possible, brought to justice.

I would also like to say this about our police and intelligence services. I know of no intelligence specific enough to have allowed them to prevent last Thursday's attacks.

By their very nature, people callous enough to kill completely innocent civilians in this way, are hard to stop.

But our services and police do a heroic job for our country day in day out and I can say that over the past years, as this particular type of new and awful terrorist threat has grown, they have done their utmost to keep this country and its people safe.

As I saw again from the meeting of COBRA this morning, their determination to get those responsible is total.

Besides the obvious imperative of tracking down those who carried out these acts of terrorism, our principal concern is the bereaved, the families of the victims.

It is the most extraordinarily distressing time for them and all of us feel profoundly for them. Let me explain what we are trying to do.

The majority, though I stress not all, of the victims' families now have a very clear idea that they have lost their loved ones.

For many, patterns of life and behaviour are well enough established that the numbers of potential victims can now be brought within reasonable range of the actual victims.

Some 74 families now have police Family Liaison Officers with them. In addition, we have established, with Westminster City Council, the police and others the Family Assistance Centre. This is presently at The Queen Mother Sports Centre.

Tomorrow it will move to a more suitable site at the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster.

I would like to thank the many organisations involved including the Salvation Army, the Women's Royal Voluntary Service, the Red Cross, Westminster City Council and all those counsellors who are helping to staff the centre.

In this way we are doing our level best to look after the families. My RHF - the culture secretary - has taken charge of this aspect as she has done before.

More difficult is then the process of formal identification.

The police are proceeding here with some caution. In previous terrorist attacks of a similar kind in other countries, mistakes have been made which are incredibly distressing.

The effect of a bomb is to make identification sometimes very, very hard and harrowing. There is now a process in place, involving a group chaired by the coroner which will, in each case, make a definitive pronouncement once the right procedures are gone through.

I wish it could be quicker but I think the only wise course is to follow precisely the advice of Coroner and police and that is what we will do.

At some time and in consultation with the families, we will be ready to join in arrangements for a Memorial Service for the victims.

Her Majesty The Queen has said she will attend. Two minutes silence will be held at noon on Thursday. This will be an opportunity for the nation to unite in remembrance.

There is then the issue of further anti-terrorist legislation. During the passage of the Prevention of Terrorism Act earlier this year we pledged to introduce a further counter-terrorism Bill later in this session.

That remains our intention. It will give us an opportunity, in close consultation with the police and the agencies, to see whether there are additional powers which they might need to prevent further attacks.

As to timing, the home secretary, pledged to publish the bill for pre-legislative scrutiny in the autumn with introduction in spring 2006, so that Parliament had time to digest the report on the operation of control orders produced by the independent reviewer, Lord Carlile. I do not currently see any reason to depart from that timetable.

However, that is subject to an important caveat. If, as the fuller picture about these incidents emerges and the investigation proceeds, it becomes clear that there are powers which the police and intelligence agencies need immediately to combat terrorism, it is plainly sensible to reserve the right to return to Parliament with an accelerated timetable.

Finally, I would like to record our deep appreciation of the huge outpouring of international support for London and for Britain over these past days.

The G8 leaders demonstrated complete solidarity and also commented with an awe that gave me a lot of pride in Britain, on the courage of our capital city and its people.

The UN Security Council passed a unanimous resolution of condemnation of the terrorists and support for Britain.

The International Olympic Committee kindly sent a resolution of support.

Messages have been received world-wide. There have been immediate offers of help from all the world's main intelligence agencies. An emergency meeting of the EU JHA Council will take place later this week.

Mr Speaker, the 7th of July will always be remembered as a day of terrible sadness for our country and for London.

Yet it is true that just four days later, London's buses, trains and as much of its underground as is possible, are back on normal schedules; its businesses, shops and schools are open; its millions of people are coming to work with a steely determination that is genuinely remarkable.

Yesterday we celebrated the heroism of WW II including the civilian heroes of London's blitz.

Today what a different city London is - a city of many cultures, faiths and races, hardly recognisable from the London of 1945.

So different and yet, in the face of this attack, there is something wonderfully familiar in the confident spirit which moves through the city, enabling it to take the blow but still not flinch from re-asserting its will to triumph over adversity.

Britain may be different today but the coming together is the same.

And I say to our Muslim community. People know full well that the overwhelming majority of Muslims stand four square with every other community in Britain.

We were proud of your contribution to Britain before last Thursday. We remain proud of it today. Fanaticism is not a state of religion but a state of mind. We will work with you to make the moderate and true voice of Islam heard as it should be.

Together, we will ensure that though terrorists can kill, they will never destroy the way of life we share and which we value, and which we will defend with the strength of belief and conviction so that it is to us and not to the terrorists, that victory will belong.

6月23日

Tony Blair's speech to the European Parliament on 23 June 2005

It is an honour to be here in the European Parliament today.

With your permission, I will come back after each European Council during the UK Presidency and report to you. In addition, I would be happy to consult the Parliament before each Council, so as to have the benefit of the views of the European Parliament before Council deliberations.

This is a timely address. Whatever else people disagree upon in Europe today, they at least agree on one point: Europe is in the midst of a profound debate about its future.

I want to talk to you plainly today about this debate, the reasons for it and how to resolve it. In every crisis there is an opportunity. There is one here for Europe now, if we have the courage to take it.

The debate over Europe should not be conducted by trading insults or in terms of personality. It should be an open and frank exchange of ideas. And right at the outset I want to describe clearly how I define the debate and the disagreement underlying it.

The issue is not between a "free market" Europe and a social Europe, between those who want to retreat to a common market and those who believe in Europe as a political project.

This is not just a misrepresentation. It is to intimidate those who want change in Europe by representing the desire for change as betrayal of the European ideal, to try to shut off serious debate about Europe's future by claiming that the very insistence on debate is to embrace the anti-Europe.

It is a mindset I have fought against all my political life. Ideals survive through change. They die through inertia in the face of challenge.

I am a passionate pro-European. I always have been. My first vote was in 1975 in the British referendum on membership and I voted yes. In 1983, when I was the last candidate in the UK to be selected shortly before that election and when my party had a policy of withdrawing from Europe, I told the selection conference that I disagreed with the policy. Some thought I had lost the selection. Some perhaps wish I had. I then helped change our policy in the 1980's and was proud of that change.

Since being Prime Minister I signed the Social Chapter, helped, along with France, to create the modern European Defence Policy, have played my part in the Amsterdam, the Nice, then the Rome Treaties.

This is a union of values, of solidarity between nations and people, of not just a common market in which we trade but a common political space in which we live as citizens.

It always will be.

I believe in Europe as a political project. I believe in Europe with a strong and caring social dimension. I would never accept a Europe that was simply an economic market.

To say that is the issue is to escape the real debate and hide in the comfort zone of the things we have always said to each other in times of difficulty.

There is not some division between the Europe necessary to succeed economically and social Europe. Political Europe and economic Europe do not live in separate rooms.

The purpose of social Europe and economic Europe should be to sustain each other.

The purpose of political Europe should be to promote the democratic and effective institutions to develop policy in these two spheres and across the board where we want and need to cooperate in our mutual interest.

But the purpose of political leadership is to get the policies right for today's world.

For 50 years Europe's leaders have done that. We talk of crisis. Let us first talk of achievement. When the war ended, Europe was in ruins. Today the EU stands as a monument to political achievement. Almost 50 years of peace, 50 years of prosperity, 50 years of progress. Think of it and be grateful.

The broad sweep of history is on the side of the EU. Countries round the world are coming together because in collective cooperation they increase individual strength. Until the second half of the 20th Century, for centuries European nations individually had dominated the world, colonised large parts of it, fought wars against each other for world supremacy.

Out of the carnage of the Second World War, political leaders had the vision to realise those days were gone. Today's world does not diminish that vision. It demonstrates its prescience. The USA is the world's only super power. But China and India in a few decades will be the world's largest economies, each of them with populations three times that of the whole of the EU. The idea of Europe, united and working together, is essential for our nations to be strong enough to keep our place in this world.

Now, almost 50 years on, we have to renew. There is no shame in that. All institutions must do it. And we can. But only if we remarry the European ideals we believe in with the modern world we live in.

If Europe defaulted to Euro scepticism, or if European nations faced with this immense challenge, decide to huddle together, hoping we can avoid globalisation, shrink away from confronting the changes around us, take refuge in the present policies of Europe as if by constantly repeating them, we would by the very act of repetition make them more relevant, then we risk failure. Failure on a grand, strategic, scale. This is not a time to accuse those who want Europe to change of betraying Europe. It is a time to recognise that only by change will Europe recover its strength, its relevance, its idealism and therefore its support amongst the people.

And as ever the people are ahead of the politicians. We always think as a political class that people, unconcerned with the daily obsession of politics, may not understand it, may not see its subtleties and its complexities. But, ultimately, people always see politics more clearly than us. Precisely because they are not daily obsessed with it.

The issue is not about the idea of the European Union. It is about modernisation. It is about policy. It is not a debate about how to abandon Europe but how to make it do what it was set up to do: improve the lives of people. And right now, they aren't convinced. Consider this.

For four years Europe conducted a debate over our new Constitution, two years of it in the Convention. It was a detailed and careful piece of work setting out the new rules to govern a Europe of 25 and in time 27, 28 and more member states. It was endorsed by all Governments. It was supported by all leaders. It was then comprehensively rejected in referendums in two founding Member States, in the case of the Netherlands by over 60 per cent. The reality is that in most Member States it would be hard today to secure a 'yes' for it in a referendum.

There are two possible explanations. One is that people studied the Constitution and disagreed with its precise articles. I doubt that was the basis of the majority 'no'. This was not an issue of bad drafting or specific textual disagreement.

The other explanation is that the Constitution became merely the vehicle for the people to register a wider and deeper discontent with the state of affairs in Europe. I believe this to be the correct analysis.

If so, it is not a crisis of political institutions, it is a crisis of political leadership. People in Europe are posing hard questions to us. They worry about globalisation, job security, about pensions and living standards. They see not just their economy but their society changing around them. Traditional communities are broken up, ethnic patterns change, family life is under strain as families struggle to balance work and home.

We are living through an era of profound upheaval and change. Look at our children and the technology they use and the jobs market they face. The world is unrecognisable from that we experienced as students 20, 30 years ago. When such change occurs, moderate people must give leadership. If they don't, the extremes gain traction on the political process. It happens within a nation. It is happening in Europe now.

Just reflect. The Laeken Declaration which launched the Constitution was designed "to bring Europe closer to the people". Did it? The Lisbon agenda was launched in the year 2000 with the ambition of making Europe "the most competitive place to do business in the world by 2010". We are half way through that period. Has it succeeded?

I have sat through Council Conclusions after Council Conclusions describing how we are "reconnecting Europe to the people". Are we?

It is time to give ourselves a reality check. To receive the wake-up call. The people are blowing the trumpets round the city walls. Are we listening? Have we the political will to go out and meet them so that they regard our leadership as part of the solution not the problem?

That is the context in which the Budget debate should be set. People say: we need the Budget to restore Europe's credibility. Of course we do. But it should be the right Budget. It shouldn't be abstracted from the debate about Europe's crisis. It should be part of the answer to it.

I want to say a word about last Friday's Summit. There have been suggestions that I was not willing to compromise on the UK rebate; that I only raised CAP reform at the last minute; that I expected to renegotiate the CAP on Friday night. In fact I am the only British leader that has ever said I would put the rebate on the table. I never said we should end the CAP now or renegotiate it overnight. Such a position would be absurd. Any change must take account of the legitimate needs of farming communities and happen over time. I have said simply two things: that we cannot agree a new financial perspective that does not at least set out a process that leads to a more rational Budget; and that this must allow such a Budget to shape the second half of that perspective up to 2013. Otherwise it will be 2014 before any fundamental change is agreed, let alone implemented. Again, in the meantime, of course Britain will pay its fair share of enlargement. I might point out that on any basis we would remain the second highest net contributor to the EU, having in this perspective paid billions more than similar sized countries.

So, that is the context. What would a different policy agenda for Europe look like?

First, it would modernise our social model. Again some have suggested I want to abandon Europe's social model. But tell me: what type of social model is it that has 20m unemployed in Europe, productivity rates falling behind those of the USA; that is allowing more science graduates to be produced by India than by Europe; and that, on any relative index of a modern economy - skills, R&D, patents, IT, is going down not up. India will expand its biotechnology sector fivefold in the next five years. China has trebled its spending on R&D in the last five.

Of the top 20 universities in the world today, only two are now in Europe.

The purpose of our social model should be to enhance our ability to compete, to help our people cope with globalisation, to let them embrace its opportunities and avoid its dangers. Of course we need a social Europe. But it must be a social Europe that works.

And we've been told how to do it. The Kok report in 2004 shows the way. Investment in knowledge, in skills, in active labour market policies, in science parks and innovation, in higher education, in urban regeneration, in help for small businesses. This is modern social policy, not regulation and job protection that may save some jobs for a time at the expense of many jobs in the future.

And since this is a day for demolishing caricatures, let me demolish one other: the idea that Britain is in the grip of some extreme Anglo-Saxon market philosophy that tramples on the poor and disadvantaged. The present British Government has introduced the new deal for the unemployed, the largest jobs programme in Europe that has seen long-term youth unemployment virtually abolished. It has increased investment in our public services more than any other European country in the past five years. We needed to, it is true, but we did it. We have introduced Britain's first minimum wage. We have regenerated our cities. We have lifted almost one million children out of poverty and two million pensioners out of acute hardship and are embarked on the most radical expansion of childcare, maternity and paternity rights in our country's history. It is just that we have done it on the basis of and not at the expense of a strong economy.

Secondly, let the Budget reflect these realities. Again the Sapir report shows the way. Published by the European Commission in 2003, it sets out in clear detail what a modern European Budget would look like. Put it into practice. But a modern Budget for Europe is not one that 10 years from now is still spending 40 per cent of its money on the CAP.

Thirdly, implement the Lisbon Agenda. On jobs, labour market participation, school leavers, lifelong learning, we are making progress that nowhere near matches the precise targets we set out at Lisbon. That Agenda told us what to do. Let us do it.

Fourth, and here I tread carefully, get a macroeconomic framework for Europe that is disciplined but also flexible. It is not for me to comment on the Eurozone. I just say this: if we agreed real progress on economic reform, if we demonstrated real seriousness on structural change, then people would perceive reform of macro policy as sensible and rational, not a product of fiscal laxity but of commonsense. And we need such reform urgently if Europe is to grow.

After the economic and social challenges, then let us confront another set of linked issues - crime, security and immigration.

Crime is now crossing borders more easily than ever before. Organised crime costs the UK at least £20bn annually.

Migration has doubled in the past 20 years. Much of the migration is healthy and welcome. But it must he managed. Illegal immigration is an issue for all our nations, and a human tragedy for many thousands of people. It is estimated that 70 per cent of illegal immigrants have their passage facilitated by organised crime groups. Then there is the repugnant practice of human trafficking whereby organised gangs move people from one region to another with the intention of exploiting them when they arrive. Between 600,000 and 800,000 people are trafficked globally each year. Every year over 100,000 women are victims of trafficking in the European Union.

Again, a relevant JHA agenda would focus on these issues: implementing the EU action plan on counter-terrorism which has huge potential to improve law enforcement as well as addressing the radicalisation and recruitment of terrorists; cross-border intelligence and policing on organised crime; developing proposals to hit the people and drug traffickers hard, in opening up their bank accounts, harassing their activities, arresting their leading members and bring them to justice; getting returns agreements for failed asylum seekers and illegal immigrants from neighbouring countries and others; developing biometric technology to make Europe's borders secure.

Then there is the whole area of CFSP. We should be agreeing practical measures to enhance European defence capability, be prepared to take on more missions of peacekeeping and enforcement, develop the capability, with NATO or where NATO does not want to be engaged outside it, to be able to intervene quickly and effectively in support of conflict resolution. Look at the numbers in European armies today and our expenditure. Do they really answer the strategic needs of today?

Such a defence policy is a necessary part of an effective foreign policy. But even without it, we should be seeing how we can make Europe's influence count. When the European Union agreed recently a doubling of aid to Africa, it was an immediate boost not just for that troubled continent, but for European cooperation. We are world leaders in development and proud of it. We should be leading the way on promoting a new multi-lateral trade agreement which will increase trade for all, especially the poorest nations. We are leading the debate on climate change and developing pan-European policies to tackle it. Thanks to Xavier Solana, Europe has started to make its presence felt in the MEPP. But my point is very simple. A strong Europe would be an active player in foreign policy, a good partner of course to the US but also capable of demonstrating its own capacity to shape and move the world forward.

Such a Europe - its economy in the process of being modernised, its security enhanced by clear action within our borders and beyond - would be a confident Europe. It would be a Europe confident enough to see enlargement not as a threat, as if membership were a zero sum game in which old members lose as new members gain, but an extraordinary, historic opportunity to build a greater and more powerful union. Because be under no illusion: if we stop enlargement or shut out its natural consequences, it wouldn't, in the end, save one job, keep one firm in business, prevent one delocalisation. For a time it might but not for long. And in the meantime Europe will become more narrow, more introspective and those who garner support will be those no in the traditions of European idealism but in those of outdated nationalism and xenophobia. But I tell you in all frankness: it is a contradiction to be in favour of liberalising Europe's membership but against opening up its economy.

If we set out that clear direction; if we then combined it with the Commission - as this one under Jose Manuel Barroso's leadership is fully capable of doing - that is prepared to send back some of the unnecessary regulation, peel back some of the bureaucracy and become a champion of a global, outward-looking, competitive Europe, then it will not be hard to capture the imagination and support of the people of Europe.

In our Presidency, we will try to take forward the Budget deal; to resolve some of the hard dossiers, like the Services Directive and Working Time Directive; to carry out the Union's obligations to those like Turkey and Croatia that wait in hope of a future as part of Europe; and to conduct this debate about the future of Europe in an open, inclusive way, giving our own views strongly but fully respectful of the views of others.

Only one thing I ask: don't let us kid ourselves that this debate is unnecessary; that if only we assume 'business as usual', people will sooner or later relent and acquiesce in Europe s it is, not as they want it to be. In my time as Prime Minister, I have found that the hard part is not taking the decision, it is spotting when it has to be taken. It is understanding the difference between the challenges that have to be managed and those that have to be confronted and overcome. This is such a moment of decision for Europe.

The people of Europe are speaking to us. They are posing the questions. They are wanting our leadership. It is time we gave it to them.

6月1日

How Would You Move Mount Fuji [Daily Mail]

 "How long would it take to move Mount Fuji?" As interview questions go, it beats:"How would your friends discribe you?" But this is just one of the mind-bending riddles asked of candidates hoping to land a job at Microsoft, Bill Gates' Seattle-based computer behemoth, which receives more than 12,000 applications a month. These weird tests are designed to flummox even the cleverest candidate. But now, Pulitzer Prize-nominated science writer WILLIAM POUNDSTONE has compiled a list of some of the most off-beat Microsoft questions - and the best answers - in a fascinating new book. So how would you fare?

Q: Why are manhole covers around?

A: A simple one to start off with. Flippant interviewees might answer: "Because the manholes themselves are round. " But the "best" answer is to state that "round covers" cannot fall in. A square cover can be angled so that it falls through the diagonal of its square hole. A round one cannot fall through its round hole at any angle. Also, it is easier to dig a round hole than any other shape. Maybe the first answer is not so flippant after all.

Q: Does the sun always rise the East?

A: The correct answer is "No." At the North Pole, there is no such thing as East. Every direction is south so the sun rises (and sets) in the South. Conversely, at the south Pole it rises and sets in the North. (Show-offs could also point out that on the planets Venus and Uranus, the Sun sets in the East and rises in the West - because they rotate in the opposite direction to Earth.)

Q: How would you design Bill Gates' bathroom?

A: There are two key points to make here. First, what Mr Gates wants, Mr Gates gets. Second, he cannot know exactlly what he wants, otherwise why hire you? You are supposed to say that you will discuss what he wants, adding in a few ideas of your own. You are supposed to appreciate the fact that this is a man who likes his gadgets: he famously owns a bathtub that can be filled, to the desired temperature, by a radio control device in his car. You will be expected to konw that. And while money is not a huge issue, you do not get to be a billionaire by throwing the stuff away. so no gold staps.

Q: You have eight billiard balls. One is "defective", meaning that it weighs more than the others. How do you find it, using a balance, in just two weightings?

A: A test of logical reasoning. For the first weighing, pick any three balls and balance them against any other three balls. If the weights are equal, your heavy ball is not in this six. THen simply weight the other two against each other and the result is there - the defective ball will be heavier. But if one of the pans - with three balls - is heavier, you now know that the heavy ball must be in that group. For the second weighting, pick any two of these balls and compare them. if one is heavier, it is your defective ball. if they are equal, it is the third ball. Simple!

Q: How do you weigh a jumbo jet without any scales?

A: Quite simple, but it requires linear thinking. Put the plane onto a large ship. Mark the water level on its hull. Then remove the plane. The ship will then rise in the water. Now lace known weithts, such as one-ton blocks, on the deck until the line you drew is again at the water surface. Add up the total weight you've placed on the ship - that's how much the jet weights.

Q: How many piano tuners are there in the world?

A: This question does not expect you to know anything much about piano tuners. But it does expect you to know some basic facts and to be able to handle some big numbers quickly to generate a ballpark figure. Start by estimating how many peoplehave pianos. There are roughly 6.5 billion people in the world and an average household has three people, so there are roughly 2 billion homes in the world. But most of them are too poor to have their own piano. Even in wealthier countries, perhaps fewer than 5 per cent of homes have their own piano. Then use a series of guesstimates - how often pianos need to be tuned, how long it takes and so on. The "correct" answer is about 40,000, but it is the way you "show your reasoning" that counts here. Any answer between 10,000 and 100,000 should do.

Q: Why are beer cans concave at the bottom?

A: A soothly curved surface is far stronger than a flat one of identical diameter, so it stops the carbonated beer's pressure from forcing the can out of shape. The bottom could, of course, be convex, but then the cans would not stack properly.

Q: How many times a day do the hands of a clock overlap?

A: The correct answer is 22 - unless you count the midnight at the end of the day and midnight at the beginning of the day as two overlaps, in which case it is 23. Either answer is correct. Nearly everyone, however, answers 24.

Q: Mike and bill have £21 between them. Mike has £20 more than Bill. How much does each have? You cannnot have an answer which involves pence, only whole pounds?

A: Most people instantly say: "Mike has £21, and Bill has £1. But that makes a total of £22 so it must be wrong. Perhaps Mike has £20.50, and Bill has 50P. BUt those aren't whole pounds. In fact, you can't answer the question as posed. The only answer is £20.50 and 50P. The test is to see if you can stand your ground and challenge your superiors if you find an error - as you will have to do in any large organisation."

Q: A bucket of water is placed on the scales. It weighs 50lb. A fish, preweighed at 5lb, is then put in the water. How much does the bucket plus fish weigh now?

A: The correct answer is 55lb. But then the interviewer insists that this cannot be so, because: "The water in the bucket is holding up the fish - the buoyancy means the weight of the bucket is sill 50lb." The test here is how the candidate deals with someone who is clearly wrong or stupid. The correct response is to stand your ground politely. If you calmly persuade the interviewer that he is wrong, you will be hired. Microsoft did not get where it is by employing yes-man.

Q: How long would it take to move Mount Fuji?

A: The answer is rather ovbvious: "Hundreds of thousands of years, probably millions, at the least." But that won't be enough to impress the king geeks at Microsoft. This is a test of your knowledge about the world and your ability to juggle large, ballpark figures. You need to know that the Japanese mountain is a symmetrical cone, the base of which is five times it height (about 12,000ft). Working out - in you head - that the volume of the mountain is thus ten trillion cubic feet, and gussing that a truck could carry between 10 and 100 cubic feet of rock at a time, you can estimate that you will need between one billion and ten billion truckloads to do the job. You can then guess at how many trucks you could commandeer in one day, how may could be built specially for the job and so on. You would then need to explain what you would do with the rubble. The trick is not to get it "right", but so show how you would go about solving the problem.

Q: You have a three-pint bucket and a five-pint bucket. And an infinite supply of water. How do you measure out exactly four pints without using a measuring jug? There are no measuring marks on the buckets.

A: Fill the biggest bucket. Use it to fill the smaller bucket to the brim. You now have exactly two pints left in the five-pint bucket. Now empty out the three-pint bucket and pour in the two pints from the bigger bucket. Now fill the five-pint bucket again. Carefully pour it into the three-pint bucket. You will now have drained off exactly one pint from the big bucket, leaving four. Bingo!

Q: You have a large bucket of Jelly Babies in three colours. How many do you have to take, blindfolded, to be sure of getting a matching pair?

A: Fingers on the buzzers: this is a quickfire question to end on. The correct answer, asn any aspiring geek should know, is four. Hesitate here and you are probably out of the door!

  

5月31日

Some Words from Birthday Cards

    今天打工没事儿溜达,顺手拿起餐厅里摆的那些漂亮的卡片看看,原本想都是些生日卡,纪念日卡之类精致的祝福而已,呵呵,仔细瞅瞅,还是有些不同的言语,感觉有趣之余,也不禁慨叹一种被叫做文化的差异。由此想开去,这几百个日夜的英伦生活中,充斥着的那种截然不同与东方古国的英国式做派,矛盾与分歧,亦或共识和偶遇都无处不在。例如男女关系上的开放状态和指环附着以后的彼此忠诚;例如私人领地的恪守(无论生理或心理)和公共聚会的盛行(也无论是纯“性”或非纯“性”),再比如温文尔雅的手杖绅士和狂暴残厉的足球流氓,还有那种似乎与生俱来的倨傲内敛的民族性格和乐天知命自我解嘲的黑色幽默。假如用报纸举例,如同Times,Telegraph,Daily Mail这样的主流声音的身旁,绝对少不了Sun,Star Life,Nuts这样的火辣性感女郎;用词汇比较,那一个个无处不在的Thank You,Please,Excuse Me背后的思想里,Bastard,Wanker,F***等等幽灵战士又时刻准备着。当一种语言的学习越来越成为工具使用的必须时,那种语言背后所承载的文化和传统就更为突显。常常想,对于千年风尘磨砺的华夏龙种而言,若非有海外生活的经历,或是忘我于异域语言的文字旅程中而不自拔的痴魔,即便是口音能够称为“London”,文章有“BBC”的风骨,也无可奈何于西装革履下黄土地的淳厚和孔孟之道的中庸。呵呵,不知道说了些什么,自己是绝没有什么内涵能讨论诸如文化大同和时空差异的论调的,只是想保存下偶然看到的卡片上一些有趣的文字而已,故作深沉的倒是显得虚伪了。

8 Birthday Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman

1.A beer doesn't expect you to make conversation

2.A beer won't get jealous if you fancy another one

3.You don't need to tell a beer you love it before you have it

4.A beer prefers you to be down the pub

5.A beer won't keep asking you if its bum looks big in its glass

6.You don't have to wait hours for a beer to get ready

7. You don't have to hug a beer afterwards

8. A beer is easier to pull 

 

8 Birthday Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man

1.Chocolate is sweeter

2.You don't have to wait for a couple of hours before you can have another piece

3.Chocolate is always rich

4.It's okey if your friend wants to nibble on it

5.Chocolate is probably more intellegent than a man

6.Chocolate does't embarrass you in front of your friends

7.Chocolate is chunkier

8.Chocolate always leaves you feeling satisfied